Rev. Wright Hates Jews*

*Image courtesy of AP Images.

So, Rev. Wright thinks President Obama won't come to seek his counsel because of Jewish influence. Which is also why he didn't send a delegation to the anti-Semitic World Conference on Racism. And oh, they're also the same people responsible for ethnic cleansing in Gaza. Yemakh-shmoynik.

IN OTHER NEWS: A commentator / editor for "Newsweek" by the name of Evan Thomas thinks Obama is, well, kinda like God. Really.

AND FINALLY: A shooter entered the Holocaust Museum in Washington, D.C. today and killed a security guard. Other guards returned fire, wounding the criminal named as white supremacist James W. Von Brunn. One hopes this is not a continuation of the thinking that recently had volunteer recruiting station soldier Pvt. William Andrew Long murdered while a fellow soldier was wounded, the motive being Islamic extremism and simple hatred in that case.