Noooooooo!*

*Image courtesy of AP Images.

After 72 years, "Guiding Light"--the matrix for Kevin Bacon's illustrious acting career--is cancelled. Before the über-chic vampire melodrama that is Twilight arrived on the scene, this is what housewives with rich (though seriously skewed) fantasy lives and unemployed, slightly despondent men had to fill up their mornings with.

Somehow, I think we will go on.