You're Kidding, Right? Ayers And Churchill?!*

*All images courtesy of AP Images.

Wow. I must say, the University of Colorado has really outdone itself this time with its most recent cadre of esteemed guests. Do they just not get enough media attention down there?

If the above report is accurate, self-loathing homegrown terrorist Bill Ayers and his unquestionably dim anti-American friend Ward Churchill are due to appear together in this loftiest of academic circles.

Ahhh, together at last. . .I'm sure the chain smoking of various substances and condescending vitriol for traditional western values will be in abundant supply. And all that while wrongly sheltering under that very last shield of the coward--free speech. Apparently all they need is Aquavelvajad--nickname courtesy of the impossibly witty Dennis Miller--and they would be hosting the Trifecta of Anti-American Sin, Bloodshed, and Idiocy that seemingly smells so sweet to the so-far-from-normal-left. Sheesh.

And President Obama should be very nervous at this development as reasonable people might start to suspect that he ran in some rather nasty circles before his ascendancy and installment to the highest office meant to protect American citizenry. In fact, a shrewd man in his position might threaten to yank the good university's federal funding. . .